OK here's the scoop...If you think you belong here or
know someone who does, just send me e-mail telling me what you or they
have been convicted for. Make it one sentence only! If you include their
homepage URL it will be linked so the poor sobs can be visited while in
the big house. Remember this is for fun, so anything nasty will not be
included!
Note: you must include their name! I've
had many requests without the name included!
Note: This is a joke! It is not connected in
any way to any real jail!
Please copy the plaque to your server and use this code to link it back to this site.
Convict / Sentenced For:
Adam / Wanting so bad to be jailed that it hurts! LOL!!!
Bandit of Hearts / Illegal use of whip cream!
Bill / Telling on Mom's 'Blonde' moments and ICQing at the worst possible times!
Bill / Falling asleep while being told something important!
Bill / Going to bed and leaving Kat all by herself on the computer at 3am!
Brandy / Having Windows95 and a new scanner!
Brandy / Spending 12-15 hours a day on the computer!
Brew / Bad spelling and extremely poor grammar!
Chuck / Speeding over 200 mph in a quarter mile!
Darryl / Selling seashells by the seashore without a permit!
David / Not helping his Mom figure out the computer!
David / Never replying to email!
Denny / Just cuz he begged for it!
Devona / Spending too much time at the Gif Wizard!
D-Maree / Cookie Slicing on the terrace, when she should be working!
Falcon / Renegging on his promise of his pics, before he was banished to the sticks!
Grapholina / Keeping an entire dungeon of prisoners!
Goatman / Having to reinstall ICQ about a million times because he can't get it right!
Grandma / 10 hours a day on the puter!
Hawwkeye / Lurking without a license, with intent to cyber!
Helen / Getting a flatbed color scanner before her friends did!
HeyYouSir / Driving everyone crazy with his Holy Grail hunt!
Jacquey / Stealing all of Mom's internet time!
Jodi / Spending all her time on the PC instead of doing the dishes!
Joe / Cutting class to work on homepage!
Jon / Not emailing Abby and Julia enough!
Kat / Spending way way waaaaaay to much time on her homepage!
Lady17 / Being sweet to all the guys unnecessarily!
Ladychat-1 / Owning and driving a Russian 4x4 that was designed by the KGB!
Lindsey / Unlicensed pajama wearing!
Maeve / Being Another California Taurus and Redheaded, too!
Mary / Impersonating a blonde!
Matt / Cuz he begged for it!
Nathan / Watching Rocky I-V in one day!
Nebula / Throwing too many people in Flint Castle's Dungeon!
Rhymester / Having way too many stars and sunflowers all over the place!
Tazz Pizza Mom / Sending nasty e-mail!
Tim / Not doing his homework!
Time Traveler / Failing to master the ancient language HTML by his own admission!
Tracy / For stealing Randy's heart!
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